The Suspicious Expert in Corruption (SEC) agency filed a case to the Supposed Justice of the Philippines to close The HERALDOGE (HD), as instructed by SEC Chairperson Margarita Crookshanks.

According to Crookshanks, the violations committed by the Heraldoge conclude that the publication “has been a very bad boi.”

Crookshanks cites the following reasons as to the impending closure of HD: excessive borking during press conferences, improper splooting in public places, and uncalled for chomping on foreign dignitaries.

“The unprofessional behavior of HD puppers and pupperinas that must be punished,” declared Crookshanks.

Following the SEC’s announcement, the HD released an official statement which states, “We are most unhapp with the decision of the SEC, however our floof is unruffled by this blatant act of heckin unfairness. We will do a woof and chomp to ensure we will boop another day. Paws up, doggos!”

Meanwhile, the SEC stated that HD is not the only school publication that will be shut down as it will also include The VARSITTING, HIYAW NI MARCELO, and The GUIDYAN, who have also exhibited unfavorable borker practices.

As of press time, the Board of Trustees of the Lozol ‘Yan Schools will convene to discuss the decision of SEC, as well as their corresponding actions regarding the matter.